Get Funny Greeting Card Phrases from Cool and Creative Card Features

Get inspirations and ideas for putting together funny greeting card messages from your creative card features

Inspirations for greeting card phrases can come from anywhere. Hence, the nice features of your creative cards are not exceptions.

The ironic thing is, more often than realized, it's possible to search high and low for greeting card messages while the perfect greeting card sayings are staring you right in the face.

Note that, to reduce duplication, this page only shows one greeting card message per featured card. Nevertheless, some of the cards have additional examples. Hence, click on them to see more phrases in their respective pages.

From fireworks to sparkly greeting card messages

For a card that glitters and shines like this, it only makes sense to leave a twinkling smile on the recipient's face:

New year greeting card thumbnail

Hope your new year
Sparkles like fireworks!

Click here for more new year greeting card messages.

Don’t forget to use the shape or theme

Yes, focusing on the shape, theme, or art is one of the ways to make a creative card. However, it’s also one of the ways to add funny greeting card verses.

For example, since this 3D card looks like a diaper, then use:

Baby shower greeting card diaper shape thumbnail

...Now, let the
diaper changing begin!

Congratulations once more!

Click here for larger baby shower greeting card image.

Sometimes, to your advantage, the art is larger than life

For a greeting card art that's larger than life, it's a no brainer.

golf birthday card thumbnail

For your birthday,
I wanted to get you
The biggest golf ball I could find...
...I guess the one on this card
Will have to do.

Happy Birthday!

Click here for bigger picture of golf birthday card.

Multiple Pages? Embrace Them!

For greeting card formats, multiple pages lead to creative cards. However, this poses a slight challenge if you don't want many blank pages.

The solution is to divide what you want to say to fit all the pages in a logical manner. Also, since this method gives you fewer words per page, consider increasing the font size.

Creative silver wedding anniversary card for 6th year thumbnail

Thank You
For Saying
'I Do'
6 Years Ago
Happy Anniversary

Want an alternative message for this anniversary card?

The humor can start from the cover too!

Even when the card has a funny title on the cover, it usually takes a complementary greeting card phrase inside to drive the message home.

For example, this baby delivery greeting card looks like a postage stamp. Hence, since postage stamps are used for mail deliveries, the card already has a humorous title on the cover. Cool, right?

New baby greeting card postage stamp shape thumbnail

Announcing a baby delivery
...with zero mailing fees

Click here for more funny new baby greeting card messages with postage theme


This only scratches the surface

As there are numerous ways to make creative cards? , it simply means there are many more ways to put together greeting card verses from the creative card features.

So, are you inspired yet? Then, give it a try?


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